my first born: d..da..da.
me: DAD u want to say dad honey.
my child: dad is on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home for a few days.

czaritsa:

Oh hey, forgot I did this… or started doing it, at least.

czaritsa:

Oh hey, forgot I did this… or started doing it, at least.


wafflesex:

All I got out of today’s episode, tbh


(Source: neexieelsd)


What I expect the 12th Doctor to be like

crowley-has-the-phone-box:

Inviting a new companion to join him

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"Oh my god, Doctor, where are we?"

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Looking for the TARDIS after losing it on an alien planet 

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Fighting a Dalek

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Accidentally creating a paradox that is about to rip a hole in the fabric of Space and Time

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I have a good feeling about the new Doctor, ladies and gentlemen


Do you even read Deadpool comics?
Anonymous

dirtydancingyeah:

maybe I don’t deserve love

but my fucking OTP’s do 

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gymdogbeads:

A big happy birthday to this beautiful creature! He’s a big inspiration to me.


r18sherbet:

poor life choices simulator

r18sherbet:

poor life choices simulator


spookbubbles:

y0ualreadykn0ww:

sunnyfuckingdisposition:

I know it’s fucked up, but I really routed for this bitch when I was little.

its not fucked up because sharpay was just trying to chase her dream and be the bEST SHE CAN BE BUT GABRIELLA CAME OUTTA NO WHERE LIKE LOL HEHE TROY LETS DO ALL THE MUSICALS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES AND KEPT TAKING SHARPAYS DREAM AWAY FROM HER rude ass bitch

And sharpays songs were SO MUCH BETTER TOO THEY WERE FUN AND GABRIELLA JUST SANG ALL SLOW ABOUT LOVE AND SHE MADE YOU WANT TO FALL ASLEEP BUT SHARPAYS MUSIC WAS THE SHIT

spookbubbles:

y0ualreadykn0ww:

sunnyfuckingdisposition:

I know it’s fucked up, but I really routed for this bitch when I was little.

its not fucked up because sharpay was just trying to chase her dream and be the bEST SHE CAN BE BUT GABRIELLA CAME OUTTA NO WHERE LIKE LOL HEHE TROY LETS DO ALL THE MUSICALS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES AND KEPT TAKING SHARPAYS DREAM AWAY FROM HER rude ass bitch

And sharpays songs were SO MUCH BETTER TOO THEY WERE FUN AND GABRIELLA JUST SANG ALL SLOW ABOUT LOVE AND SHE MADE YOU WANT TO FALL ASLEEP BUT SHARPAYS MUSIC WAS THE SHIT


loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 


eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 


michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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jarlelisifthefair:

Text posts: Team Fortress 2 part 2

part one